So you are that guy who was at camp for 5 years and stayed up to your 2nd year CIT year and are thinking of coming up to camp for the annual Old Timer’s Week. Well, there are some things you are going to have to learn if you want to avoid being that foreign tourist that everyone hates. So, our staff has created some rules, suggestions and common knowledge needed to maximize your Old Timer’s Week experience.

- Despite what anyone will tell you, Nobody swallowed a Softball
- If Mr. Goober asks you to play tennis run away and hide no matter how much you hear he once won Wimbledon
- DO NOT give your kid his money until the second you put your car into reverse to leave camp for good. Those little bastards will take your money on Saturday night and check up on you as often as Keyser Soze. In fact, get the kids’ address and send the wad in the mail.
- If you want to know what the word Pissonya means, try pausing in between each syllable.
- This one you cannot forget, DO NOT play Dancing Queen at full volume.

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